Dear Mom (and Dad),

I just wanted to let you know that everything is okay back here in Charlestown. SQUIRREL. I miss you guys.

I’ve been working on the list you left me. Vacuumed the living room and cleaned the dishes. But I’m having a hard time putting this Pack’N'Play together. You see, I lack the opposable thumbs to click the poles together.

I am guarding the backyard. I barked at two crows and a mockingbird was mocking me. Pretty standard day. SQUIRREL.

I miss you. And can’t wait to meet your litter of babies. I

I’ll be here with my pheasant thinking of you.

Love,
Wrigley

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